Bradley Cooper.

Fair Bradley Cooper.

Sorry Fido – under EU Directive 2353/54 – Daddy says we have to kill you VOTE UKIP on 22/05/2014″

"Sorry Fido - under EU Directive 2353/54 - Daddy says we have to kill you VOTE UKIP on 22/05/2014"

Bradley cooper :)

Tempting Bradley cooper :)

Enticing Bradley Cooper

Fair Bradley Cooper

I love you I love YOU I LOVE you I LoOove you… I LoOoOoOove YoOoOoOou!”

"I love you I love YOU I LOVE you I LoOove you… I LoOoOoOove YoOoOoOou!"

Hmm, should I take what you say and believe it or should you just take it and shove it…?”

"Hmm, should I take what you say and believe it or should you just take it and shove it…?"

I hate when my liquor cabinet is disorganized”

"I hate when my liquor cabinet is disorganized"

Just keep feeding me lines, like you always do. You know, to get what you want.”

"Just keep feeding me lines, like you always do. You know, to get what you want."

See this? Its another empty promise! Like it?”

"See this? Its another empty promise! Like it?"

Good luck with your run this weekend.”

" Good luck with your run this weekend."